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Quotes Read by Gideon 47 quotations in Criminal Minds

Gideon (Jason Gideon, played by Mandy Patinkin) reads the opening or closing quotation 47 times across 34 episodes of Criminal Minds, from “Extreme Aggressor” (2005) to “No Way Out, Part II: The Evilution of Frank” (2007).

  1. Season 1 · Episode 1 · Opening quote

    Extreme Aggressor

    “The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.”
    Joseph Conrad · read by Gideon
  2. Season 1 · Episode 1 · Closing quote

    Extreme Aggressor

    “When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you.”
  3. Season 1 · Episode 2 · Opening quote

    Compulsion

    “Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.”
  4. Season 1 · Episode 2 · Closing quote

    Compulsion

    “Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.”
    William Faulkner · read by Gideon
  5. Season 1 · Episode 3 · Opening quote

    Won't Get Fooled Again

    “Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.”
    Samuel Johnson · read by Gideon
  6. Season 1 · Episode 4 · Opening quote

    Plain Sight

    “Don’t forget that I cannot see myself, that my role is limited to being the one who looks in the mirror.”
    Jacques Rigaut · read by Gideon
  7. Season 1 · Episode 4 · Closing quote

    Plain Sight

    “Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn’t people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?”
    Rose Kennedy · read by Gideon
  8. Season 1 · Episode 5 · Opening quote

    Broken Mirror

    “When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him.”
    Euripides · read by Gideon
  9. Season 1 · Episode 5 · Closing quote

    Broken Mirror

    “When love is in excess, it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.”
    Euripides · read by Gideon
  10. Season 1 · Episode 6 · Opening quote

    L.D.S.K.

    “The irrationality of a thing is not an argument against its existence, rather, a condition of it.”
  11. Season 1 · Episode 7 · Opening quote

    The Fox

    “With foxes, we must play the fox.”
    Thomas Fuller · read by Gideon
  12. Season 1 · Episode 8 · Opening quote

    Natural Born Killer

    “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else.”
    Ernest Hemingway · read by Gideon
  13. Season 1 · Episode 8 · Closing quote

    Natural Born Killer

    “The healthy man does not torture others. Generally, it is the tortured who turn into torturers.”
    Carl Jung · read by Gideon
  14. Season 1 · Episode 9 · Opening quote

    Derailed

    “A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.”
    Robert Oxton Bolt · read by Gideon
  15. Season 1 · Episode 10 · Opening quote

    The Popular Kids

    “Unfortunately, a super abundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares.”
    Peter Ustinov · read by Gideon
  16. Season 1 · Episode 10 · Closing quote

    The Popular Kids

    “Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.”
    Eugene Ionesco · read by Gideon
  17. Season 1 · Episode 11 · Closing quote

    Blood Hungry

    “The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.”
    Harriet Beecher Stowe · read by Gideon
  18. Season 1 · Episode 12 · Opening quote

    What Fresh Hell?

    “Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed, and eats at our table.”
    W. H. Auden · read by Gideon
  19. Season 1 · Episode 12 · Closing quote

    What Fresh Hell?

    “Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.”
    Elizabeth Barrett Browning · read by Gideon
  20. Season 1 · Episode 13 · Opening quote

    Poison

    “What is food to one is to others bitter poison.”
    Lucretius · read by Gideon
  21. Season 1 · Episode 13 · Closing quote

    Poison

    “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
    Confucius · read by Gideon
  22. Season 1 · Episode 14 · Opening quote

    Riding the Lightning

    “Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed.”
    Genesis 9:6 · read by Gideon
  23. Season 1 · Episode 14 · Closing quote

    Riding the Lightning

    “What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.”
    Albert Pine · read by Gideon
  24. Season 1 · Episode 15 · Opening quote

    Unfinished Business

    “It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.”
    Norman Maclean · read by Gideon
  25. Season 1 · Episode 17 · Opening quote

    A Real Rain

    “Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society must take the place of the victim and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness.”
    W.H. Auden · read by Gideon
  26. Season 1 · Episode 18 · Opening quote

    Somebody's Watching

    “A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know.”
    Diane Arbus · read by Gideon
  27. Season 1 · Episode 18 · Closing quote

    Somebody's Watching

    “An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means. There is no such thing in the country.”
  28. Season 1 · Episode 20 · Opening quote

    Charm and Harm

    “There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.”
    Voltaire · read by Gideon
  29. Season 1 · Episode 20 · Closing quote

    Charm and Harm

    “We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.”
    François de La Rochefoucauld · read by Gideon
  30. Season 1 · Episode 21 · Opening quote

    Secrets and Lies

    “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
  31. Season 1 · Episode 21 · Closing quote

    Secrets and Lies

    “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
    George Orwell · read by Gideon
  32. Season 1 · Episode 22 · Opening quote

    The Fisher King: Part 1

    “No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.”
    Elbert Hubbard · read by Gideon
  33. Season 2 · Episode 1 · Opening quote

    The Fisher King: Part 2

    “The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body; after all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind.”
    François de La Rochefoucauld · read by Gideon
  34. Season 2 · Episode 2 · Opening quote

    P911

    “The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.”
    Dietrich Bonhoeffer · read by Gideon
  35. Season 2 · Episode 3 · Opening quote

    The Perfect Storm

    “Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
    Mark Twain · read by Gideon
  36. Season 2 · Episode 5 · Opening quote

    Aftermath

    “Although the world is full of suffering, but it is also full of overcoming it.”
    Helen Keller · read by Gideon
  37. Season 2 · Episode 8 · Opening quote

    Empty Planet

    “Crime butchers innocence to secure a prize, and innocence struggles with all its might against the attempts of crime.”
    Maximilien Robespierre · read by Gideon
  38. Season 2 · Episode 9 · Opening quote

    The Last Word

    “If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.”
    Elbert Hubbard · read by Gideon
  39. Season 2 · Episode 10 · Opening quote

    Lessons Learned

    “Some of the best lessons are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.”
    Dale Turner · read by Gideon
  40. Season 2 · Episode 10 · Closing quote

    Lessons Learned

    “In order to learn the most important lessons of life, one must each day surmount a fear.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson · read by Gideon
  41. Season 2 · Episode 13 · Opening quote

    No Way Out

    “Evil brings men together.”
    Aristotle · read by Gideon
  42. Season 2 · Episode 14 · Opening quote

    The Big Game

    “I didn’t have anything against them, and they never did anything wrong to me, the way other people have all my life. Maybe they’re just the ones who have to pay for it.”
    Perry Smith · read by Gideon
  43. Season 2 · Episode 16 · Opening quote

    Fear and Loathing

    “From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.”
    Socrates · read by Gideon
  44. Season 2 · Episode 17 · Opening quote

    Distress

    “Our life is made by the death of others.”
    Leonardo da Vinci · read by Gideon
  45. Season 2 · Episode 18 · Opening quote

    Jones

    “Tragedy is a tool for the living to gain wisdom, not a guide by which to live.”
    Robert F. Kennedy · read by Gideon
  46. Season 2 · Episode 21 · Opening quote

    Open Season

    “One man’s wilderness is another man’s theme park.”
    read by Gideon
  47. Season 2 · Episode 23 · Opening quote

    No Way Out, Part II: The Evilution of Frank

    “I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, my enemies for their good intellects.”
    Oscar Wilde · read by Gideon

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